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Men's Standard Weight T-shirt
Classic-cut standard weight T-Shirt for Men, 100% cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

Product Details

Men's Standard Weight T-shirt
This relaxed fit cotton t-shirt for men has a seamless rib collar with double-needle cover-stitching, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. The shirt is made from 100% cotton and has a relatively light fabric weight of 5.6 oz.
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